Uživatel:Mateo

Matuo, the Triggered One

Lvl 42 Elite Mob

Abilities:

- CRYING IS FOR THE WEAK - Matuo enrages every time an enemy cries, making him imune to stunt effects and increasing his haste by 200.

- IFYMB - Matuo taunts the target, making it cry and take 40% increased damage from Matuo.

- JOHN CENA - Matuo transforms into a giant fighter, gains 60% extra health and becomes invisible. Also plays that dank song in the background.

What if Jesus was never born and people would start believing in the one, only true god, Harambe himself, because he would get fucking killed on a cross (ppl would be jealous, ya know) and then he would ascend from his grave with a blunt in his mouth, that dank song would be playin in the background, he would look at all the ppl standing there and be like 'sup bitches' and then he would pick up a random stone and 360 noscope that motherfucker who fucking killed him on the cross, his head would make a 'poof' sound and disappear and then, Harambe, the god himself, would say 'i had a dream, that one day, there would be free pussy for everyone, including you you motherfucker in the back' and ppl would judy start yelling in happiness and pulling their dicks out for the one, true lord?

-written by Pepé, the Master's Biggest Fan